Well, you are 21 today, which means you are now legal in the U.S., but that doesn’t matter, because alcohol sells there like opium in Afghanistan, (il)legal, and anyone can get their hands on it. Anyways, you are a year older, and posses more knowledge now then you did a year before.
But let me say one thing…Congratulations! You are one year closer to death! Yes, my pessimism comes in handy. Birthdays should be times of celebration, but for some reason, they mark the unfortunate progression towards old age, and the eventual conclusion/culmination. So enjoy your day of celebrations, even though you are in Halifax, so if you do “partay”, do so in moderation. BOOYAH

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