If You Want Me, You Know Where I Am

August 19th, 2006 by nana at 12:06 pm

Yesterday I saw a woman walking her dog down Rideau Street, with a boa constrictor around her neck and torso.

I’ve killed five spiders in my apartment in the last two days.

The bushings on my longboard will not stop squeaking.

Everytime I call this person about when they’re moving out of their apartment, I can never reach them.

4 Responses to “If You Want Me, You Know Where I Am”

  1. Mark says:

    I assume you mean you conciously killed 5 spiders and if you killed that many while you were awake imagine how many you swallowed while sleeping. I’ll bet at least two.

    • Nana says:

      But of course! Those eight legged freaks like damp, dark places, and I guess people’s mouths serve as a not-so-perfect home for spiders when they’re crawling around at weird hours.

      I killed another one yesterday, for what it’s worth.

  2. Anonymous says:

    do call the rental office. they might be able to hellp you.

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