I’m not at my best, I;ve been drunk for a month….
Hello, currently it is 11:41 Aussie time and I am drunk. What a weak nught. I am disgusted with emsyelf but everyone went home tonight and my hand was forced. We spent all day at the race tracks, I los tmoney, then got slammed at the bar and everyone watned to come home early. I am disgusted. And I am passing on my disgust to everyone. But I hope u have a happy easter and just want u to know i though of u.
alex hoevenaars u will know this reference, 2 night was worse than losing to bolton under the tutelage to mike knox and bob burman. by the way, nbest game i evber saw was u pitching a 2-0 shutout vs. erin mills. Pete Inclaviglia is dirt, 1992-1993 blue jays is all we hav eto hang on too my friend.
Oppie, bud what can i say my man. Keep plowing away, Nhl 96, hereos, red alert, and warcraft. many good times my friend, see u soon in the sweet sweet aveo. keep tha tnew car smell; in there for me. Nice call on the raptors, they saved your dirty ass $20, u must have called up darrell mitcheell and told him he was shit. Too bad about th epens and eddie olczyk, that was a dirt pick. WE are even i think, no worries i will get u a beer anyway, keep this as documentation. Turn greenwood into a worhorse for me i know u can force him to turn that leafe.
Greenwood, u dirty bastard. What can i say about u. HEard u got a job for the summer, be a workhorse for me and make me proud. Try not to bring home too many whales from the coaast of france to your hot tub because the sweet deck craftsmanship by eric greenwood may be ruined due to largeness.
Lauren Prisco, my sister. Your 19th bday is on the way in just over a month. Please acquire a shot of tequila on my behalf and enjoy it. IF i was there i would get u one. When i get home we will have a massive one. Please enjoy yourself on your 19th bday, mine was dirt so i wan’t u too have a good one. If u must throw up in the sewer not in the house, especially not on the new floors or mom wil be pissed ad the dog will eat it. Speaking of he mother tell her she is a good person and my fav mom, say hi to the fam and the nonna’s and such.
Daveed, the Ambassador of Southeast Asia, hope things are good with u back at th embassy. Did u ever tell tony what happened to his toilet that night? Keep working out and become massive! Dominate dodgeball 4 me.
Tony, r u still dating mel? If not I am in on that once i get back! Cheers bud make me some dinner and save my portion or i wil stab u!
Hiro, you are mny hero, that is all.
Julie, what can I say. I miss your delicous rum balls and your delicous food and being in all of the same classes. I miss u taking me to india food and trying to assassinate me, i think that was the 3rd time but i fogrgive u. don’t worry 4 foruth year we will take all the same courses but i will copy everything off of u because i am now a slacker.
Laura, what can i say about the first girlfirend that ever meant anthing to me. the day u broke up with me before that exam was the worst. please considerd getting back to gether with me when i come home, if not, too bad for u! ahahahah, just kidding! don’t break up with me befor eexams though!
Russell, I don’t even know what to say to u. I watched the new years video today and almost had a stroke, muahaha. eat some sweet schwarma for me and visit ana for me as well, tell her i say hi adn that whjen i comebnack i will go there for bacon!
Arija, i had a veggie burger today. that is a total lie bt i did not eat meat yesterday for good friday. but i had meat today. it was tasy u should try it!
Andrea, hoipe u have finisheda ll 8000 of your essays, they are poo. I hate writing essays thank god i don’t write them anymroe!
Colleen, happy birtyhday we will go to the stampede when i get back, hopoefully it is not -80000 degrees again!!
Happy Easter everyone, speak to you soobm gotta break the seal again!
