Today I go back to the terrible scar on existence that is known as Belleville, Ontario. I’m going back because I’ll be able to see my niece for the first time in person, go to a wedding, and see my brother graduate.

If it were possible to view Belleville under a microscope, I’m sure if would quiver and undulate like some unspeakable Lovecraftian horror. However, for this visit I will be bringing a weapon to combat insanity, as it were.

That’s how I roll.

yeah, I’m happy.
Their victory today erased the bitterness I had from when they tied the US a few days ago.

Off to the Round of 16!

I got this photo from Yahoo, and it was taken after Inzaghi walked around the Czech keeper and scored, securing Italy’s place in the next round, and as you can see from the picture, the one fan is clearly impressed by the goal.

What time is it Bruce Arena? Oh yeah, thats right, time to get a new job after they fire you.

I hate it when Yahoo actually stops working, its like the damn site doesn’t want to work cause it likes being a bastard.

Never use a messy recipe: the cake will turn out crazy!

Eat 5 creamsicles a day

I just learned (theough Facebook!) that one of my friends knows a person named… Nana. And no, this Nana isn’t me. Don’t be embarassed though, because I thought it was me at first too! How this happened, I do not know… but following theory from a sweet movie, I must defeat all the other Nanas until only I remain; becoming the strongest Nana of them all.

I have. So I looked it up! Read more about it here.

I read a lot of bad fantasy and sci-fi books, and I also read comic books. I just love those genres, and those types of works. I’m able to suspend my realism enough to believe in magic, futuristic technology, etc, etc. However, there is one thing that I’ve never been able to understand: WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD (or the UNIVERSE???). Why would you want to destroy the place where you live? This isn’t just destroying all life on the planet, or even scorching all the terrain. What these people want to do is to make it so the earth isn’t there… anymore. Or they want to make it so there isn’t a universe (????)… I’ve never been able to find an explanation for this (I’m looking at you Darkseid, you crazy crazy New God).

However, we live on the internets, and I have found a website which explains why someone would want to destroy the earth (as in make it so the earth is like, gone). Link here.

And if these reasons are motivation enough for you to decide that you want the world to be demolished, then look no further than this page.

Ryan North, the creator of this webcomic, will be at the Small Press Book Fair in Ottawa, on the 17th of June (the day after the Pelican concert). I’ll be paying him a visit! I heard that Mr. North (not that Mr. North, you sickos) is very tall. I might not appear in the pictures that I take of him because of this!

Also, I read something today that got me extremely excited, but I can’t talk about it right now because I’m selfish.

Your magic is working

I’m as shocked as you are. A post about the 700 Club Host which isn’t about assassinating world leaders or killing gays? YES true believers, this post is about how he can lift one metric ton. I guess he ran out of things to lie about this week, so he had to lie about God giving him the power to lift a ton of metal on a leg press machine. Feel the buuuuuuuuuuurn!