- so yeah, here I am eating breakfast, and I come across this article I thought was pretty funny.
Dick Cheney hunts the most dangerous game of all…MAN.
With these type of skills, he’s bound for the front lines of Iraq…no, wait, he’ll just send some 19 year old kid to do that for him.
Day of Days…
- So one the the biggest mass marketing days will be arriving in the next few days, and people will be spending a lot of money to please their loved ones. It is the day which makes up for 364 other days of not caring. And remember, use this day appropriately, if not, you could be in for 364 days of hell, becuase you didn’t buy that special something, for that special someone. This part pisses me off, why does it have to be this ONE day of the year to show your significant other, that you “Care”, can’t it be a full year of love? NO, It CANNOT, because St. Valentine was martyred on that day, and it was probably because of a jilted lover who did not recieve any extravagant gifts…this serves as a reminder, that the wrath from loved ones should be taken into consideration, and you can either risk your life and “forget”, or go out and rob a bank in order to fund the lavish “Please don’t kill me, becuase I remembered” festival that is Valentine’s day.
Yes, it is important to remember Valentine’s day, and it is important show that you care, but don’t make a big f—–g deal about it, because if you truly love your significant other, then one day of excessive materialism shouldn’t matter to you, the fact that you are together should matter more.
Another thing that pisses me off, is that why do some people get so angry that their loved ones “missed” the day? There are (as I said before) 364 OTHER DAYS, where you can show them you care, why does it have to be that ONE day?
The only good thing I can think that comes of Valentine’s Day for couples, is that if you go all out this ENTIRE ONE DAY, after that, your off the hook for the next 364 days, it’s like a get out of jail free card, you just gotta’ play it right.
And if your a “Smart” lover, or lovee, then you can extort love (in which ever form) from your loved one throughout the year, by not making a big deal about Valentines Day, then hold it against them for the rest of the year. (I am not openly promoting this, just an idea…)
So after this February 14th, start saving, it’ll pay off in the long run.
OH YEAH!
If you are planning to buy diamonds, please don’t buy conflict diamonds, becuase nothing says I love you, like: “I dug these Diamonds from the graves of Dead Babies in Africa, do you like them?”.
Open Invitation…
- Kanger come to Ottawa, It’ll be Awesome.
This is how you do it…
- This is how you win over the “Hearts and Minds” of Iraqi’s…Beat the hell out of them. The occupation soldiers make themselves out to the world as if they are worse then Saddam’s soldiers way back when, even though crazy soldiers that go around beating people are only a minority, you know damn well that religious extremists and ultra-conservatives will blow this out of proportion,
Fanning the flames of hate even more.
This will also probably make the Iraqi people themselves want the Americans and British out of their country even more.
I guess people don’t learn from their mistakes.