I love Halloween. I think it’s my favourite non-holiday day of the year. It’s even better than some holidays. Last year I dressed up as a slice of pizza. My mom made it for me when I was like 8 years old or something and it used to cover my whole body but now the bottom of the pizza goes to about my waist. I went to my classes in the pizza costume and even wrote a midterm wearing it; it covered my entire head and I had to look through a rectangular hole to write my exam.
So this year I had to come up with something new and I knew it’d be hard to top the pizza costume because it’s so awesome. I had no good ideas so it looked like I was just going to be a pirate or something (I have several pieces of a pirate costume already for unrelated reasons). I went to Value Village with some friends on Thursday in hopes of putting together a costume. As I wandered around the store I decided to check out the back area with all the weird non-clothing stuff. As I looked around at their electronics section, I found a giant old-school polaroid camera. At that point I knew what I was going to be for Halloween. A Japanese tourist.
I quickly ran around the store collecting other pieces of the puzzle – an 80’s style baseball cap with not only the squarish shape but with the crazy material that seems to change into various colours as you view it from different angles, a Marineland Canada t-shirt, and a Black and Neon Yellow/Pink Las Vegas fanny-pack. In total it came to just over 10 bucks.
I rounded out the costume with a map of the Kitchener-Waterloo region, my backpack, cargo shorts and a pair of fake glasses that I borrowed from one of my roommates.

Even though Halloween isn’t until Monday, the partying started yesterday. Last night I went to two separate keggers. First stop was the Middle of Term engineering kegger which I didn’t bother drinking at, and then I proceeded to Barn X (the X is for eXtreme). Barn X was a kegger in a barn just outside the city. 15 kegs, 10 60’s, 2 floors, dj’d music and hundreds of people. I spent the whole night talking to random people with a thick Japanese accent, usually starting with “HARRO!”(Hello with the accent). It became easier and funnier over the course of the night as I consumed more alcohol.
After an entire night of playing the Japanese tourist character I think I’ve perfected it. I’ll be out in costume and character on Monday when I go to school so that should be fun as well. I’m toying with the idea of making it a recurring character that I might make videos of or something…we’ll see.
All in all, it’s been a great start to this year’s Halloween.


